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ONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVEONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVE
SELF-DIAGNOSTIC // FORM 07-B0/10 FIELDS COMPLETE · SYNCING

ARE YOU
A TARGET?

A SELF-DIAGNOSTIC. BE HONEST. THEY ALREADY KNOW.

  1. 01.

    Have you ever felt 'watched' while masturbating?

  2. 02.

    Does your dog stare at one specific corner of the room?

  3. 03.

    Are your dreams more interesting since you turned 23?

  4. 04.

    Have you ever bought a book at an airport?

  5. 05.

    Has a vending machine refused you?

  6. 06.

    Do you receive mail for a 'Margaret'?

  7. 07.

    Has a stranger called you the wrong name with too much confidence?

  8. 08.

    Have you ever forgotten an entire Tuesday?

  9. 09.

    Do birds seem to time their flyovers?

  10. 10.

    Did this question feel familiar?