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ONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVEONGOING PROJECT ACOUSTIC KITTY // CIA SURGICALLY WIRED A CAT // CAT LEFTINTERN GRANTED LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE IN ERROR // INTERN IS NOW OUR SUPERVISORCORRECTION // SHOULD HAVE READ 'LIZARD PERSON' // SINGULAR // WE KNOW WHICH ONEDAY 2 SINCE LAST DISAPPEARANCE // PREVIOUS RECORD: DAY 2THE FAX MACHINE RECEIVED SOMETHING // WE DO NOT OWN A FAX MACHINEBUILDING 7 HAS BEEN REBUILTLEAF CUTTER ANTS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS IN COSTA RICABIGFOOT HAS A LINKEDINSEAN KEEPS DRINKING MY EGGNOG FROM LAST STAFF MEETINGINTERCEPTED COMMS FROM CIA HEADQUARTERS MOSTLY ARGUING ABOUT TRUMPPINEL IMPLANTSTATUS: THE AGENCY IS 61% CONFIDENT IN ALL OF THE ABOVE
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